Alrite...~ so yeah you know i meet the best and worse ppl in OBS, i will describe em here.
best:
instrutor bernard, he's a short but sturdy man who really motivated me in many many ways. according to him he was some really arrogant guy with lots of pride and toke insults abt his height very seriously. anyway hez changed for the better and taughy us alot of things, that we must applaud him for~bravado, bravado.
Jeremy: a guy i met,yeah was my tent mate and kayaking mate, man he was some of the most hardworking ppl u wud ever seen, a great guy,
JJ and Eva: both very enduring, and mostly for the tiem positive, jj and eva during the kayaking capsize drill really entertained me....wow,that was really funny (sea cows,who said a cow can't swim).
this person might be surprising, but it's nontheless then our kakashi, JIAYU~:he really heped me alot interms of motivation and he really is kakashi, i mean he survived the jungle and copied wad everyone did and re did it, also he showed his intelligence.
WORSE: (only got one)
SYARIF: jiayu gave this guy the title of "eye power commander" imagine jiayu giving THAT TITLE to someone. he is the ultimate lazy pig u've ever met, like his title says he would give YOU work, ask YOU to do it, then walk off to slack, more often it was HIS work he was giving way.
worse part of his character was that even to the ladies he wasn't a gentleman, he had the lightest of all the bags and he was like constantly looking at all the girls, oogling at em, words are beyond what could describe him
anyway this came out abit late thx to my BB founders thingy.
11:01 PM
so yeah i do this in 5 parts and start the boring shit.
day 1
wow, this was kinda weird,was made to take group photo with ppl i didn even know,only two schools were in my watch (group), boon lay sec, my watch's name was "Dhana Balan" as though anyone cared though. so we did this like packing things and etc etc, then made to pair with like partners and sleep in tents, best part, the campsite we were in was at the top of a jungle hill full of mosquitoes.... oh BTW Eva,JJ,Lynn,hasman,Stephanie,and jiayu as i remember was in the same watch as me.
day 2
wow this was kinda dumb....prepared for some kayaking expedition and was like helping out in teaching others hw to kayak in a two man kayak. then later i 'kena arrow' for expedition leader, along with lynn, we pair up with this other watch called "Eng soon". jeslyn (thats hw i think it is spelt) and the 88th bb coy csm (we just call each other that) was the leader as well, so yeah we formed this larger grp called a 'mobile'.
day 3
went for the actual expedition, paired up with jeremy (from BLSS, great guy btw) i was the last man or 'sweeper'. helped out in alot of shit.
day 4
wah lao,this was the hike were we needed to plot stuff in 8 digit grid, lols went in circles. ultimate test of stamina for me, i carried some of the bulkiest bag along with the heaviest + a giant water tub...
day 5
freedom!!!!! but said farewell to bernard, our caring instrutor, will miss him.
this is the super short version of the actual experience, nxt im gona go into the more interesting details.
10:43 PM
money....
one saying is that it makes the world go round, no...it makes the world go "KA-CHING". some say money can't buy you everything, MY DAD says without money you can't buy ANYTHING~!!!
anyway was wondering if the world had no such thing as money, then there wudn be such a thing as stealing, shop-lifting, or prostitution!!!! OK lame~
anyway went to my Bros school to take his report card, i went in my 'normal' clothes, one of his schoolmates said :" hian (that's his name), your bro looks like a Gothic freak~!". that made me stop to wonder...i wasn't even trying to look that way, i was dressed decently...all i had was this 2 large Gothic chains ard my neck, a Gothic belt, and a tee shirt with a simple punk design on it (of coz i was wearing more than that, but you get the point) and it gave that impression~!!!
I'm so proud...anyway leaving for OBS, IL be stuck on an island (not like I'm not on one..) for 5 days and left to fend for my life, then AFTER THAT i got another big camp...argh~!!! i hate this shit.....
3:22 PM
You know, someone great once said, "cocaine is God's way of telling you, your making to much money~" and very much it is true, since drugs cost a bomb. (BTW that someone great is non other than Robin Williams...)
So anyway these 'recreational drugs' like alcohol and tobacco actually unknown to us, can create more harm than these illegal drugs. But that's taken in access, I've never taken any of those, unless you consider 'those cups of red' which taste like rotten Ribenna that we drink in holy communions in church alcohol. BUT I've often wondered why...
Now i know that smoking contains anti-depressants and nicotine so your hooked to antidepressants, it's like being hit over the head with a rainbow, extremely pleasurable, but yet bad for you....
pls note im not gona change any opinion or change minds here, im merely trying to show the funny side of things.
"Imagine your old, your bodies weak, ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, every cigarette you smoke will take away TEN MINUTES OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE~!!!"
lols, abit pointless la my opinion on smokers, just don't set yourselves on fire....
Alcohol I've heard helps drown your sorrows i keep hearing (specificly i keep hearing from this channel 8 TV dramas), if it DOESN'T drown your sorrows, at last it helps dilute it....BUT if that's the case then wouldn't a good cup of coffee? or milk, better still!!! PEPSI (or coke, whichever you prefer) ~!!!
drinkings not a sin, drunkenness is...so I'm not exactly discouraging it, although it might get you fat, but it is proven that alcohol may prolong life...~
Drugs is more of a topic to talk about, well it seems....
Russell peters, once interview was asked what it was like to be a drug addict and what it felt like: "heroin is really good money for the drug dealers, coz once you start, very hard to stop, much like the snack-'PRINGLES'. 'crack' as well, i took alot of that-,mainly to balance out the heroin, I'M HAPPY, I'M SAD, I'M HAPPY AGAIN~!... and these two drugs are like the big bullies, they push aside all other drugs and say, "I'm the boss ard, HAAHAAAA~!!!"
then some people take 'Panadol' or cough medicine, which is kinda dumb, if you wanna 'piss' yourself, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TAKE THOSE!!! take something more original, like chocies or something and get hooked on that!!! (yes it is proven, chocies do make people get high, candies like gummy worms are also know to replicate this effect).
and people that sniff glue are just the weirdest, to me, smell something more pleasant, but that's no the main problem....it's getting about your hair stuck, coz you Noe how the girls that sniff put their noses downwards? well you get the main idea....
AND FINALLY the issue of sex. once again Russell Peters described what it was like to be a sex addict: "well erm it's hard to ell for yourself if your a sex addict, are you having this sex becoz Ur a sex addict of is it becoz shez just got such nice boobies~!!!"
lols, sex is a wonderful thing created by god, it's just how we depict it, although some acts are just so sick even a blind gay man would go "oh god...boys go get a room!!!"
I just wonder what sex feels like for the ladies, coz often it is depicted as being painful for them, and i imagine it is, having a rusty old stick shoved up Ur pussy...oh yeah that'l wake up the old kitty...PURRRRR~!!!! ( i imagine at this point feminist or feminist-to-be, like *l*x*s cursing and swearing at me, grabbing they're bras and saying "stop looking down on women, we deserve our freedom too!!! if that happened my reply wud be "well wear a strap-on and then we'll talk~! [haha] )
anyway underage sex, or incest, from a christian viewpoint is wrong, but remember, those aren't only a sin, they're felonies~!!!
lols, well i think that's all i have for now, till i decide to update this...
P.S. people dun hate me, I'm doing his for fun, nothing here is meant to be taken seriously, esp you *l*x*s....thats if you can figure yourself out....
12:39 AM
I'm about to touch on a very sensitive subject here, what my views on god are. now I'm a christian and I know I'm suppose to be so 'stereotypical' thinking of god that he is a loving father, and i admit he is, but sometimes my imagination just goes wild.
i honestly think that god has a sense of humour (no offence ), i mean that would explain ALOT of things...just think about it...here's a good scenario:
God to Jesus and holy spirit: "hey look come, come, yes Jesus you too! look I'm gonna create some of the world's blackest people, so that they absorb the most heat, IL dump em on some of the hottest place in the world, and JUST FOR FUN, IL cover em with hair".....
God to Indians when he 1st made them: "look people"
Indians back to god: "yes (in typical Indian accent) "
God: "look your gonna be able to survive the worst and shittiest conditions on earth, you can deal with anything, and you can survive nearly anywhere but about Ur penis size....."
Indians: "what about it?"
God: "lets just say we're abit 'short' ~"
that was from Russel peters, abit racist but nonetheless meant to be funny and thought provoking. next will be an original idea 'invented' up by me:
You know god probably had a good joke when he decided to make us, as in the body of the two sexes, but that's not where the joke is, rather it's how he installed in us-gender stereotypes....
why wud guys wear pants, when they clearly have these 'wriggly' things in between they're leg!!!! doesn't it create heat and discomfort, and remember, heat kills sperm, no wonder babies are decreasing!!!! and ladies wear skirts when clearly they don't need ANY 'ventilation' there~!!!
but then again it might have been a good thing, just look at the Scottish, the guys just look like they're freezing 'down there' when the wind blows!!!!!
lols, all meant to be a joke.....
but anyway back to topic, i still think god has a sense of humour, i imagine when i die and meet him in heaven (presuming i don't go to hell for writing this or doing any other shit) that he's an old rusty and a little senile man with a sick sense of humour, making Michael (that's his highest ranking angel) do all his work for him, keeping check of prayers-via the format of email, i believe heaven does has some form of technology, since god gave it to us. and peter at the gates of heaven receiving an order from god saying: "peter, whatever you do, do not let anymore lawyers in...we already have enough trash up here, what we need is more toilet cleaners, let'em all in! we need to clean up the trash we have in here already!!!" and then peter looking stunned...but he follows his order, but outta nowhere a thunder bolt strikes him and God just says "I'M KIDDING YOU MORON`!!!!"
lols, take this lightly, i didn mean any of it (i hope) but i do wish that heaven and the LORD has such a thing called humour....if not even God i think, will be bored.....
P.S. God don't smite me pls!!!! i did it just for fun~!!!!!!
12:00 AM
You know I've always found people who publish post about they're lives exceptionally BORING, well not so much so as in BORING boring, rather a "i could not be bothered what you ate for breakfast" boring.
Many may find my 1st paragraph cynical and offensive, and believe me, i agree, but then again lets take things in light humour. (P.S. only read my blog if you have the time, i suspect that you'll all fall asleep and bang your head on the keyboard causing world wide wed chaos...~)
Anyway i was just thinking how i hoodwinked myself into doing this shit? Basically it's rather a matter of dumb luck, i was thinking in my mind whilst taking a shower some time back, "should i do this shit? ABSOLUTELY NO~!!!" but after a talk with annemarie i convinced myself to take a gamble (she said i should 'promote' how to live life sarcasticly), i threw a coin and told myself "heads i win (i start blogging), tails she loses (i start blogging)" then i realised after 3 attempts i couldn't win no matter what....
BUT that wasn't how it happened yet, i decided to do it properly, this time i took heads, and if it did show heads, i would not start.....i put the coin in the coin tossing machine (yes, someone did invent that lame shit) and guess what....tails showed...ARGH!!! i thought to myself, it was halfway doing the template that i realised..."WHAT THE FUCK~!!! THE COINS DOUBLE SIDED~!!!!!!!" i stumped at my stupidity.......
Hence this 'wonderful' story, if i get really bored IL tear this down....lols, that's life.....
11:17 PM