I'm about to touch on a very sensitive subject here, what my views on god are. now I'm a christian and I know I'm suppose to be so 'stereotypical' thinking of god that he is a loving father, and i admit he is, but sometimes my imagination just goes wild.
i honestly think that god has a sense of humour (no offence ), i mean that would explain ALOT of things...just think about it...here's a good scenario:
God to Jesus and holy spirit: "hey look come, come, yes Jesus you too! look I'm gonna create some of the world's blackest people, so that they absorb the most heat, IL dump em on some of the hottest place in the world, and JUST FOR FUN, IL cover em with hair".....
God to Indians when he 1st made them: "look people"
Indians back to god: "yes (in typical Indian accent) "
God: "look your gonna be able to survive the worst and shittiest conditions on earth, you can deal with anything, and you can survive nearly anywhere but about Ur penis size....."
Indians: "what about it?"
God: "lets just say we're abit 'short' ~"
that was from Russel peters, abit racist but nonetheless meant to be funny and thought provoking. next will be an original idea 'invented' up by me:
You know god probably had a good joke when he decided to make us, as in the body of the two sexes, but that's not where the joke is, rather it's how he installed in us-gender stereotypes....
why wud guys wear pants, when they clearly have these 'wriggly' things in between they're leg!!!! doesn't it create heat and discomfort, and remember, heat kills sperm, no wonder babies are decreasing!!!! and ladies wear skirts when clearly they don't need ANY 'ventilation' there~!!!
but then again it might have been a good thing, just look at the Scottish, the guys just look like they're freezing 'down there' when the wind blows!!!!!
lols, all meant to be a joke.....
but anyway back to topic, i still think god has a sense of humour, i imagine when i die and meet him in heaven (presuming i don't go to hell for writing this or doing any other shit) that he's an old rusty and a little senile man with a sick sense of humour, making Michael (that's his highest ranking angel) do all his work for him, keeping check of prayers-via the format of email, i believe heaven does has some form of technology, since god gave it to us. and peter at the gates of heaven receiving an order from god saying: "peter, whatever you do, do not let anymore lawyers in...we already have enough trash up here, what we need is more toilet cleaners, let'em all in! we need to clean up the trash we have in here already!!!" and then peter looking stunned...but he follows his order, but outta nowhere a thunder bolt strikes him and God just says "I'M KIDDING YOU MORON`!!!!"
lols, take this lightly, i didn mean any of it (i hope) but i do wish that heaven and the LORD has such a thing called humour....if not even God i think, will be bored.....
P.S. God don't smite me pls!!!! i did it just for fun~!!!!!!
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