Drugs, Alchohol, Tobaco And SEX~!!!!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

You know, someone great once said, "cocaine is God's way of telling you, your making to much money~" and very much it is true, since drugs cost a bomb. (BTW that someone great is non other than Robin Williams...)

So anyway these 'recreational drugs' like alcohol and tobacco actually unknown to us, can create more harm than these illegal drugs. But that's taken in access, I've never taken any of those, unless you consider 'those cups of red' which taste like rotten Ribenna that we drink in holy communions in church alcohol. BUT I've often wondered why...

Now i know that smoking contains anti-depressants and nicotine so your hooked to antidepressants, it's like being hit over the head with a rainbow, extremely pleasurable, but yet bad for you....

pls note im not gona change any opinion or change minds here, im merely trying to show the funny side of things.

"Imagine your old, your bodies weak, ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, every cigarette you smoke will take away TEN MINUTES OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE~!!!"

lols, abit pointless la my opinion on smokers, just don't set yourselves on fire....

Alcohol I've heard helps drown your sorrows i keep hearing (specificly i keep hearing from this channel 8 TV dramas), if it DOESN'T drown your sorrows, at last it helps dilute it....BUT if that's the case then wouldn't a good cup of coffee? or milk, better still!!! PEPSI (or coke, whichever you prefer) ~!!!

drinkings not a sin, drunkenness is...so I'm not exactly discouraging it, although it might get you fat, but it is proven that alcohol may prolong life...~

Drugs is more of a topic to talk about, well it seems....

Russell peters, once interview was asked what it was like to be a drug addict and what it felt like: "heroin is really good money for the drug dealers, coz once you start, very hard to stop, much like the snack-'PRINGLES'. 'crack' as well, i took alot of that-,mainly to balance out the heroin, I'M HAPPY, I'M SAD, I'M HAPPY AGAIN~!... and these two drugs are like the big bullies, they push aside all other drugs and say, "I'm the boss ard, HAAHAAAA~!!!"

then some people take 'Panadol' or cough medicine, which is kinda dumb, if you wanna 'piss' yourself, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TAKE THOSE!!! take something more original, like chocies or something and get hooked on that!!! (yes it is proven, chocies do make people get high, candies like gummy worms are also know to replicate this effect).

and people that sniff glue are just the weirdest, to me, smell something more pleasant, but that's no the main problem....it's getting about your hair stuck, coz you Noe how the girls that sniff put their noses downwards? well you get the main idea....

AND FINALLY the issue of sex. once again Russell Peters described what it was like to be a sex addict: "well erm it's hard to ell for yourself if your a sex addict, are you having this sex becoz Ur a sex addict of is it becoz shez just got such nice boobies~!!!"

lols, sex is a wonderful thing created by god, it's just how we depict it, although some acts are just so sick even a blind gay man would go "oh god...boys go get a room!!!"

I just wonder what sex feels like for the ladies, coz often it is depicted as being painful for them, and i imagine it is, having a rusty old stick shoved up Ur pussy...oh yeah that'l wake up the old kitty...PURRRRR~!!!! ( i imagine at this point feminist or feminist-to-be, like *l*x*s cursing and swearing at me, grabbing they're bras and saying "stop looking down on women, we deserve our freedom too!!! if that happened my reply wud be "well wear a strap-on and then we'll talk~! [haha] )

anyway underage sex, or incest, from a christian viewpoint is wrong, but remember, those aren't only a sin, they're felonies~!!!

lols, well i think that's all i have for now, till i decide to update this...

P.S. people dun hate me, I'm doing his for fun, nothing here is meant to be taken seriously, esp you *l*x*s....thats if you can figure yourself out....

Mancer Levitated @
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